C1 Literary Mayhem No.18/2 Gump and Co. by Winston Groom

Hello again, My Name is Forrest Gump and,

LET ME SAY THIS: EVERBODY MAKES MISTAKES, WHICH IS WHY THEY PUT A RUBBER MAT AROUND SPITOONS.
BUT TAKE MY WORD FOR IT—DON'TNEVER LET NOBODY MAKE A MOVIE OF YOURLIFE'S STORY.
Whether they get it right or wrong, it don't matter.
Problem is, people be comin up to you all the time, askin
questions, pokin TV cameras in your face, wantin your
autograph, tellin you what a fine feller you are. Ha! If bullshit
came in barrels, I'd get me a job as a barrel-maker an have
more money than Misters Donald Trump, Michael Mulligan,
an Ivan Bozosky put together. 

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Gump & Co. (or Forrest Gump and Co.) is a 1995 novel by Winston Groom. It is the sequel to his novel Forrest Gump (1986), and theAcademy Award-winning film Forrest Gump (1994), with Tom Hanks.^[1]